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Apr 6, 2020 10:43:09   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue.


The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.


"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."


"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way ... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?


"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a free box of matzo balls."


"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the IRS"


"To the IRS?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly to The IRS ... And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you."

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Apr 6, 2020 10:49:17   #
Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana
 
Now that is hilarious.

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Apr 6, 2020 11:50:01   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Very funny.

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Apr 6, 2020 13:55:43   #
flyboy61 Loc: The Great American Desert
 
HA HA HA! again, Hilarious!

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Apr 8, 2020 10:30:30   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
Bob Mevis wrote:
Now that is hilarious.


Glad you liked it!

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Apr 8, 2020 10:31:02   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
NMGal wrote:
Very funny.


I thought so too, thanks for the comment.

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Apr 8, 2020 10:31:33   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
flyboy61 wrote:
HA HA HA! again, Hilarious!


Thanks for stopping by and the comment.

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