Quarantine not good.
Mar 29, 2020 20:02:37 #
The quarantine was going fine at my house but today things came to a head. My wife hollered at me from another room and wanted to know if I was feeling a stabbing pain in my chest. I replied, what do you mean? She said, you know, like if someone had a voodoo doll and was stabbing it. I said, NO! She replied, "what about now!" I think I need to take a vacation!
Mar 29, 2020 20:36:55 #
Mar 29, 2020 20:44:30 #
That made me giggle!!Mar 29, 2020 21:06:14 #
d3200prime wrote:
The quarantine was going fine at my house but today things came to a head. My wife hollered at me from another room and wanted to know if I was feeling a stabbing pain in my chest. I replied, what do you mean? She said, you know, like if someone had a voodoo doll and was stabbing it. I said, NO! She replied, "what about now!" I think I need to take a vacation!
Best smile of the day.
You should have replied with a loud OUCH!
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Mar 30, 2020 05:42:27 #
d3200prime wrote:
The quarantine was going fine at my house but today things came to a head. My wife hollered at me from another room and wanted to know if I was feeling a stabbing pain in my chest. I replied, what do you mean? She said, you know, like if someone had a voodoo doll and was stabbing it. I said, NO! She replied, "what about now!" I think I need to take a vacation!
Tell her to try the left side.
Mar 30, 2020 07:00:47 #
mas24
Loc: Southern CA
That was funny. Yes, another dwelling place is recommended. I once met a guy, about 40 years ago, from the Caribbean, who was into voodooism. He had a doll too, full of straight pins, that didn't work as he planned on someone. However, don't drink or eat anything from these people. I have been told. You never know what's in it? To friend, wife, husband, etc., should beware.
Mar 30, 2020 07:45:07 #
d3200prime wrote:
The quarantine was going fine at my house but today things came to a head. My wife hollered at me from another room and wanted to know if I was feeling a stabbing pain in my chest. I replied, what do you mean? She said, you know, like if someone had a voodoo doll and was stabbing it. I said, NO! She replied, "what about now!" I think I need to take a vacation!
I have five sisters in laws. If the six of them were sitting around ant the police came to investigate-the body of one their husband with six knives in his back they would all swear it was suicide.
Mar 30, 2020 08:11:11 #
d3200prime wrote:
The quarantine was going fine at my house but today things came to a head. My wife hollered at me from another room and wanted to know if I was feeling a stabbing pain in my chest. I replied, what do you mean? She said, you know, like if someone had a voodoo doll and was stabbing it. I said, NO! She replied, "what about now!" I think I need to take a vacation!
There's going to be a lot more of that as time goes on.
Mar 30, 2020 08:33:08 #
Mar 30, 2020 09:05:30 #
Thanks for all the comments. Hopefully, this brought a little levity to an otherwise very serious and dangerous time for all people. Lighten up and live, stay home, make sure you wash your hands and don't touch your face.
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