Dentist Appointment
Mar 29, 2020 11:10:37 #
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
Mar 29, 2020 11:15:09 #
Mar 29, 2020 11:17:14 #
Mar 29, 2020 11:20:14 #
truckster wrote:
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.... (show quote)
You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth.
Mar 29, 2020 11:22:41 #
Mar 29, 2020 11:22:51 #
If he's that avid a golfer, probably yes.
--Bob
--Bob
wetreed wrote:
You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth.
Mar 29, 2020 13:18:10 #
rmalarz wrote:
If he's that avid a golfer, probably yes.
--Bob
--Bob
I just think he could have have been a little more supportive of his Wife. I mean having a tooth extracted can be very painful.
Mar 29, 2020 13:32:58 #
I was replying to a previous post which was, "You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth."
--Bob
--Bob
wetreed wrote:
I just think he could have have been a little more supportive of his Wife. I mean having a tooth extracted can be very painful.
Mar 29, 2020 15:29:35 #
You guys are just too serious being locked up is not bringing out the best in you. It's a JOKE, something you can laugh at it is not a true happening. I would say you have to out into the back yard and get some exercise you don't have to stay inside.
Mar 29, 2020 16:35:03 #
I think the Guy not wanting his to have proper treatment so he can play golf is very serious.
Mar 30, 2020 07:03:34 #
Mar 30, 2020 07:20:45 #
Florida2117
Loc: Melbourne, FL
sort of reminds me of the following joke:
Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130″, was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped Sally, that’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off $30.” “Only $30?,” countered Sally, “that’s still $100, you’ve got to make it cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist after a long pause, “I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.” “Perfect”, said Sally happily. “I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack.”
Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130″, was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped Sally, that’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off $30.” “Only $30?,” countered Sally, “that’s still $100, you’ve got to make it cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist after a long pause, “I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.” “Perfect”, said Sally happily. “I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack.”
Mar 30, 2020 07:21:25 #
Mar 30, 2020 07:36:39 #
wetreed wrote:
You have to wonder if the Guy would have been in such a hurry if it was His tooth.
I think it was meant to be a joke. There is no logic to it.
Mar 30, 2020 08:09:06 #
truckster wrote:
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.... (show quote)
Now that surprised me love it.
Tom
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