More Covid-19 Humor / We could use some now
Mar 25, 2020 14:30:33 #
Wahoo, I just got my test results back and now wanna go out an celebrate. Trouble is; I live in Kalifornee and there ain't no bars open here. Any of you fine UHH folks whats lives in nearby states got any open bars? I still got me a valid and servicable Oklahoma credit card (from me Daddy) and willin' to travel to celebrate this great event. By the way, if you take a good gander at them test results, you might jus mite figger out the drugs necessary to kill that carona bug. You'll stay safe now. Cheers, chase
Mar 25, 2020 14:47:55 #
Mar 25, 2020 14:55:37 #
Well, here in New York all he bars are closed and so are dentists - unless it's an emergency. BUT ALL THE LIQUOR STORES ARE OPEN!!! So if you desperately need a fix, jest walk on over from Kalifornee to Noo Yawk (no flying, bus riding, train travel permitted) and indulge!
Mar 25, 2020 15:03:03 #
Mar 25, 2020 15:11:39 #
revhen wrote:
Well, here in New York all he bars are closed and so are dentists - unless it's an emergency. BUT ALL THE LIQUOR STORES ARE OPEN!!! So if you desperately need a fix, jest walk on over from Kalifornee to Noo Yawk (no flying, bus riding, train travel permitted) and indulge!
Yep, the boozeries are still open here too, regarded as "esential" providers. Say What? chase
Mar 25, 2020 15:13:33 #
How many of you folks really know what an Oklahoma credit card is? Just askin'. chase
Mar 25, 2020 16:18:14 #
chase4 wrote:
Wahoo, I just got my test results back and now wan... (show quote)
There's plenty of booze available at liquor stores or grocery stores in California. Even if the bars were open, I don't think they would be much fun if you have to maintain six feet distance from everybody.
Mar 25, 2020 16:20:19 #
chase4 wrote:
How many of you folks really know what an Oklahoma credit card is? Just askin'. chase
I grew up in Oklohoma, but I've never heard of an Oklahoma credit card.
Mar 25, 2020 19:27:23 #
JohnSwanda wrote:
I grew up in Oklohoma, but I've never heard of an Oklahoma credit card.
Oklahoma credit card: a tube/hose used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it
Mar 26, 2020 08:07:38 #
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Mar 26, 2020 08:47:07 #
The State liquor stores are open, here in New Hampshire, most likely because the governor decreed all essential services would remain open.
Mar 26, 2020 09:13:48 #
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Mar 26, 2020 11:54:00 #
Well, if you can’t buy hand sanitizer, you could sanitize with cheap booze.
fourlocks wrote:
The State liquor stores are open, here in New Hampshire, most likely because the governor decreed all essential services would remain open.
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