Tom Hanks: Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝 He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫 Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉 He was in World War II...

pipesgt Loc: Central Florida

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan; He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan 🔫
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates 🚢
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon 🚀
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus 👑🦠, we are ALL screwed!!! 😊

mas24 Loc: Southern CA

Two Superman's died. The TV and movie versions. There was no Coronavirus back then. They supposedly were tougher than Tom Hanks. Superman rescued many. Including Lois Lane, kids, etc. Tom Hanks is no exception.

CamB Loc: Juneau, Alaska

pipesgt wrote:

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan; He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan 🔫
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates 🚢
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon 🚀
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus 👑🦠, we are ALL screwed!!! 😊

Really good. Brought me a laugh.

COHappyHiker

THAT was FUNNY!!! Good one!

butterflychaser Loc: Fountain Hills, Arizona

Very clever and a good laugh, thank you! Laughter is a healthy way to reduce stress.

Smiles,
Nancy

truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area

Good one! Funny ...

Jules Karney Loc: Las Vegas, Nevada

pipesgt wrote:

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan; He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan 🔫
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates 🚢
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon 🚀
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus 👑🦠, we are ALL screwed!!! 😊

Good stuff, keep that sense of humor my friend and be safe.

bsprague Loc: Lacey, WA, USA

I'm going to have fun stealing this and forwarding to friends. Hope you don't mind pipesgt.

robertjerl Loc: Corona, California

pipesgt wrote:

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan; He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan 🔫
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates 🚢
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon 🚀
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus 👑🦠, we are ALL screwed!!! 😊

Xmsmn Loc: Minnesota

👍😊👍

Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana

Funny. It gave me a laugh.

Tim Stapp Loc: Mid Mitten

Superman had his Kryptonite :).

Gene51 Loc: Yonkers, NY, now in LSD (LowerSlowerDelaware)

pipesgt wrote:

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan; He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan 🔫
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates 🚢
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon 🚀
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus 👑🦠, we are ALL screwed!!! 😊

With his track record, I would strongly advise against staying on any plane, boat, train or even a bus that is boarded by Tom Hanks - it probably won't end well. . .

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

IreneAC Loc: San Diego

pipesgt wrote:

Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave 🛫
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia 💉
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan; He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan 🔫
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates 🚢
Survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon 🚀
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River✈️
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus 👑🦠, we are ALL screwed!!! 😊

Gene51 wrote:

With his track record, I would strongly advise against staying on any plane, boat, train or even a bus that is boarded by Tom Hanks - it probably won't end well. . .