truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......


The conversation went like this:


''Good morning this is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''


''And the best of the day te yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn "


Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''


There was dead silence on the line for a moment...........................................


Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.''

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

DeeAndre Loc: Boyertown PA

That is just so very funny!

D.E.Kells Loc: Central OHIO

Very good.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Good reply. : )

Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana

😂😂😂

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little sod, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is ‘twas, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy.

"Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area

An oldie and a goodie ... was going to post this on St Patty's ... thanks for posting (I have another to post on St Patty's)

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI