truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane. Then, a man stood up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

jhigbie Loc: Ventura, CA

This is why the next generation can't wait for us to die.

SteveR Loc: Michigan

And when we do, misogynistic as we may be, this country's gonna go to heck in a hand basket.

Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida

[quote=truckster]On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane. Then, a man stood up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."[/quot


That's just WRONG .....hahahaaaaa

truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area

You do realize every generation says this ...

crafterwantabe Loc: Mn

🤣🤣🤣

Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana

😂😂😂

One Rude Dawg Loc: Athol, ID

Gee won't be around to see all of those big bad girly men and metro males take over.

usken65

Was you parents generation watching your generation turn this country into a communist country?

flyboy61 Loc: The Great American Desert

fantom Loc: Colorado

Excellent question

Abo

Yep, and each generation is just as correct.

truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area

Lighten up, dude, it's just a joke ... go play in the attic ...