JoAnneK01 Loc: Lahaina, Hawaii

Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expired in a concise and witty manner.

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble.....but shouldn't that be an even number?

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Relationships are a bit like algebra, Have you try ever looked at your X and wonder Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall in love with someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Money talk ... But all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

The location of your mailbox shows you how faraway from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

Now, don't you feel better knowing what a aphorism is?

Bill_de Loc: US

Another learning experience.



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rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

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—Bob

Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.

Thanks for the laughs. Funny stuff.

letmedance Loc: Walnut, Ca.

You might recall that I Morphed that word into something else in the Attic. Please do not reveal it as I do not want to send this thread to the Attic.

UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT

Great post, JoAnne!

dave sproul Loc: Tucson AZ

Thank you for starting the day right -- with humor.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Very good - especially Mayberry.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

D.E.Kells Loc: Central OHIO

There is more truth to this than you know.

CWB

Great ones here----
Thanks,
CWB

Jim Plogger Loc: East Tennessee

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

St.Mary's

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