The Redhead
Dec 11, 2019 08:58:38 #
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
(oh shut up, and just forward it!)
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
(oh shut up, and just forward it!)
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Dec 11, 2019 14:48:02 #
Thought it was funny when I read it ,but even funnier when I read it to my wife and grandaughter.
Dec 12, 2019 06:57:21 #
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Dec 12, 2019 13:00:38 #
Photoguy120 wrote:
I laughed, wife rolled her eyes.
Surely you could not be expecting anything more??
Dec 12, 2019 19:46:04 #
Dec 13, 2019 04:06:03 #
M from NF
Loc: Niagara Falls, NY
jtlenny wrote:
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is... (show quote)
Thanks for the laugh. I'm the time I've been reading the forum, I never thought that I'd be enjoying it for the laughs. Thanks again and Merry Christmas.
Michael
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