A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her
husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house
while she labored away, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking
me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and
make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall glass of iced tea.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my plate?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town," he replied.
And then the fight started.
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
I hope he has a comfy couch
jtlenny wrote:
A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her
husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house
while she labored away, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking
me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and
make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall glass of iced tea.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my plate?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town," he replied.
A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer ... (
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I'm guessing that isn't where this story ends.
Or “The shot he never heard”....
bwana
Loc: Bergen, Alberta, Canada
jtlenny wrote:
A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her
husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house
while she labored away, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking
me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and
make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall glass of iced tea.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my plate?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town," he replied.
A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer ... (
show quote)
Been there, done that! bwa
Reminds me of the wife who asked her husband to go to the store for a loaf of bread. As he was at the door she said, "Oh, if they have eggs, get a dozen."
Hubby returned home with twelve loaves of bread.
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