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Celibacy
Dec 9, 2019 15:32:27   #
jtlenny
 
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ray and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men:

“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Ray leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Ray's life of celibacy.

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Dec 9, 2019 16:21:47   #
mas24 Loc: Southern CA
 
Honey, are the biscuits ready yet?

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Dec 9, 2019 17:00:56   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Hilarious!

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Dec 9, 2019 20:17:37   #
flyboy61 Loc: The Great American Desert
 

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Dec 9, 2019 21:45:26   #
DJ Mills Loc: Idaho
 
🤣😄🤣

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Dec 10, 2019 05:57:01   #
dpullum Loc: Tampa Florida
 
Yes, from then on Ray was self-rising.

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Dec 10, 2019 06:13:52   #
Dngallagher Loc: Wilmington De.
 
jtlenny wrote:
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ray and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men:

“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Ray leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Ray's life of celibacy.
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Dec 10, 2019 08:09:39   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 
!!

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Dec 10, 2019 10:13:37   #
LestheK
 
Soooo true.

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Dec 10, 2019 11:30:21   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Good one, very funny.

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Dec 10, 2019 12:05:32   #
truckster Loc: Tampa Bay Area
 
jtlenny wrote:

Ray leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Ray's life of celibacy.


Good one!

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Dec 10, 2019 17:33:49   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
dpullum wrote:
Yes, from then on Ray was self-rising.


Could one say he had to take matters in hand???

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Dec 11, 2019 02:19:47   #
drc023 Loc: North Little Rock, Arkansas
 
😊😊😊

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