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Capitol Building To Be Decorated As Giant Circus Tent For Duration Of Impeachment Hearings
Nov 14, 2019 11:12:00 #
WASHINGTON, D.C.—For the Greatest Show Trial on Earth and in honor of the impeachment hearings beginning this week, the Capitol Building has been decorated to look like a giant circus tent.
As soon as congressional maintenance staff heard that the impeachment hearings were going to begin, they went into storage and got out "the Big Top," also used during the Kavanaugh hearings last year.
"We keep the Big Top on hand for certain situations," said one staff member. "Usually these big inquisition-style trials, that kind of thing. They're great entertainment. And the kids love the monkeys."
Congressional vendors will be selling peanuts, popcorn, programs, and those big foam fingers to enhance viewers' experience.
Rep. Adam Schiff was furious with the changes, saying they make a mockery out of a serious show trial.
"These are serious proceedings, and we will not have them mocked!" Schiff cried, wearing a clown nose, riding an elephant, and juggling fourteen flaming bowling pins. "The American public needs to know how super serious we are about this."
"And now for my last stunt, I will create evidence for impeachment out of thin air!"
Credit - Babylon Bee
As soon as congressional maintenance staff heard that the impeachment hearings were going to begin, they went into storage and got out "the Big Top," also used during the Kavanaugh hearings last year.
"We keep the Big Top on hand for certain situations," said one staff member. "Usually these big inquisition-style trials, that kind of thing. They're great entertainment. And the kids love the monkeys."
Congressional vendors will be selling peanuts, popcorn, programs, and those big foam fingers to enhance viewers' experience.
Rep. Adam Schiff was furious with the changes, saying they make a mockery out of a serious show trial.
"These are serious proceedings, and we will not have them mocked!" Schiff cried, wearing a clown nose, riding an elephant, and juggling fourteen flaming bowling pins. "The American public needs to know how super serious we are about this."
"And now for my last stunt, I will create evidence for impeachment out of thin air!"
Credit - Babylon Bee
Nov 14, 2019 11:16:29 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—For the Greatest Show Trial on Ea... (show quote)
Thank you for this reality based post.
Hahahaha... Thank you!
Nov 14, 2019 11:19:30 #
yhtomit wrote:
Thank you for this reality based post.
Hahahaha... Thank you!
Hahahaha... Thank you!
No, thank you. Someone has to maintain a grip on reality in today's bizarro-world.
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Nov 14, 2019 12:00:40 #
trainspotter
Loc: Oregon
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—For the Greatest Show Trial on Ea... (show quote)
I LIKE IT! Dilly...Dilly!
Nov 14, 2019 12:17:20 #
Nov 14, 2019 14:43:24 #
Nalle wrote:
I only miss the Clown (Trump)!
Finally, the peanut-gallery heard from; predictably.
Nov 14, 2019 18:43:28 #
We can watch the puppet show with Trump pulling the strings on the Republican members of the house.
Nov 15, 2019 06:27:59 #
Nalle wrote:
I only miss the Clown (Trump)!
If the orange clown showed up as a witness he would be his own worst enemy.
Nov 15, 2019 07:57:48 #
rwoodvira wrote:
We can watch the puppet show with Trump pulling the strings on the Republican members of the house.
Don't miss the performance of the star puppeteer -- Putin pulling the strings on the Big Orange Clown.
Or is Trump not a marionette, but rather a finger puppet, with Puti's hand... you know where.
Nov 15, 2019 11:27:47 #
Elaine2025
Loc: Seattle, Wa
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—For the Greatest Show Trial on Ea... (show quote)
Awesome and true. Thanks!
Nov 15, 2019 11:28:33 #
Elaine2025
Loc: Seattle, Wa
Kraken wrote:
If the orange clown showed up as a witness he would be his own worst enemy.
Krackhead, worry about kanuckistan. You got your own problems.
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Nov 15, 2019 11:29:29 #
Nov 15, 2019 14:44:32 #
Nalle wrote:
I only miss the Clown (Trump)!
Stop crying he is coming your way with more to grunt about
Nov 15, 2019 15:02:42 #
JohnFrim wrote:
Don't miss the performance of the star puppeteer -- Putin pulling the strings on the Big Orange Clown.
Or is Trump not a marionette, but rather a finger puppet, with Puti's hand... you know where.
Or is Trump not a marionette, but rather a finger puppet, with Puti's hand... you know where.
"It's easy, take the 'Trump Pledge', say 'I didn't do it!', scratch his belly and then rent the top floor of Mar-a-Lago for a year.
Nov 15, 2019 15:09:40 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Stop crying he is coming your way with more to grunt about
They All Are!
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