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The Three Great Lies
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Nov 3, 2019 08:20:49
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jerryc41
Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
A recent post reminded me of this. The three great lies.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
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Nov 3, 2019 08:28:55
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Bob Mevis
Loc: Plymouth, Indiana
Truer words were never spoken.
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Nov 3, 2019 21:14:12
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Scruples
Loc: Brooklyn, New York
Bob Mevis wrote:
Truer words were never spoken.
If you drink Pepsi Cola before sex, you don't get pregnant.
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Nov 4, 2019 05:59:27
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HOHIMER
jerryc41 wrote:
A recent post reminded me of this. The three great lies.
1. The check is in the mail.
2. Yes, I'll respect you in the morning.
3. I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
Don't worry about it.....it'll be OK.
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Nov 4, 2019 06:03:14
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HOHIMER
No! I am NOT upset!
I'll always love you.
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Nov 4, 2019 07:16:36
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Bartulius
Loc: Bristol, Ct
4. No new taxes
5. You can trust me
6. ...or your money back
7. None better!
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Nov 4, 2019 07:30:24
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02Nomad
Loc: Catonsville, MD
Gee, officer, I didn't know that I was speeding!
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Nov 4, 2019 08:11:37
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David Kay
Loc: Arlington Heights IL
I love you baby, no BS.
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Nov 4, 2019 08:43:03
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rightofattila
The 3 great lies farmers tell:
1. I didn't make any money last year
2. I had to pay for this hat
3. I was just helping this sheep over the fence
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Nov 4, 2019 08:54:09
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markngolf
Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
Scruples wrote:
If you drink Pepsi Cola before sex, you don't get pregnant.
That works for Coke, too! I tried it.
Mark
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Nov 4, 2019 08:54:11
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jerryc41
Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
Scruples wrote:
If you drink Pepsi Cola before sex, you don't get pregnant.
I've never been afraid of getting pregnant.
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Nov 4, 2019 09:04:47
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billb800si
How about, : Till death us do part"......................
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Nov 4, 2019 09:44:04
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Leo_B
Loc: Houston suburb
8. A fair amount of what you hear from the right and absolutely everything you hear from the left.
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Nov 4, 2019 10:40:09
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StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
Leo_B wrote:
8. A fair amount of what you hear from the right and absolutely everything you hear from the left.
I think you have your left and right hands confused.
Stan
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Nov 4, 2019 12:12:31
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MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
Whenever someone says
"Trust me on this one!"
the little voice inside says NO!
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