Thoughts For Today
Oct 30, 2019 02:06:47 #
GeneV
Loc: Lampasas, Texas
Sorry for the "all caps", I really not shouting, it's just that my source typed this way and I'm too lazy to retype it.
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN STANDS A SURPRISED MOTHER IN LAW.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES.
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 45 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN STANDS A SURPRISED MOTHER IN LAW.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES.
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"
* IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING -- WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - - NOTHING.
Oct 30, 2019 05:55:22 #
Oct 30, 2019 12:18:29 #
Oct 30, 2019 17:35:39 #
if children didn't have the internet, they would have to go to the library and read abook.
Oct 30, 2019 17:40:32 #
Oct 30, 2019 22:05:01 #
rick_n_wv wrote:
The one that say "I was left unsupervised " really explains my life.
your life has probably been much better than you think.
Oct 31, 2019 07:25:19 #
Oct 31, 2019 07:28:26 #
GeneV wrote:
Sorry for the "all caps", I really not s... (show quote)
Good stuff thanks for sharing.
Bruce
Oct 31, 2019 08:10:21 #
Oct 31, 2019 08:11:01 #
Very disappointing that you included political statements among some funny thoughts. I hope this section is not becoming a place for political argument. There are already enough of those elsewhere.
Oct 31, 2019 09:38:31 #
I must have missed that one. Which one was political?
--Bob
--Bob
jgunkler wrote:
Very disappointing that you included political statements among some funny thoughts. I hope this section is not becoming a place for political argument. There are already enough of those elsewhere.
Oct 31, 2019 09:59:33 #
rmalarz wrote:
I must have missed that one. Which one was political?
--Bob
--Bob
If you can’t figure that out, you have a right to sue your teachers for incompetence. Either that, or you’re not too bright.
Oct 31, 2019 10:03:22 #
andesbill wrote:
If you can’t figure that out, you have a right to sue your teachers for incompetence. Either that, or you’re not too bright.
Please, don’t do this here. If you want to diss each other, do it by pm.
Oct 31, 2019 10:26:11 #
rick_n_wv
Loc: Charleston WV
bull drink water wrote:
your life has probably been much better than you think.
Hi, You are so right. I have a wonderful wife who has been much joy in my life and smiles on my face. She does leave unsupervised enough to make things interesting and remind me how things could go without her.
Oct 31, 2019 10:46:10 #
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