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A frog goes into a bank and approaches a teller. He sees from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. He addresses her "Hello, Patricia" and she tells him that she is known as Patty. "O.K.,Patty", he continues, I would like to apply for a $50,00 loan"
Patty asks him his name and he replies " My name is Kermit Jagger. My father's name is Mick and he's pretty famous. He's also a friend of your bank manager."
Patty says that he will need to fill out a loan application and asks him what he will use as collateral for the loan. Kermit gives her a nicely wrapped package; inside is a tiny enamel elephant, about 1 inch long, and lavishly painted. She tells him that this will not do. Kermit pleads with her to present his loan request , along with the elephant to the bank manager, which she does.
Patty relays all the information to the manager and shows him the elephant, asking "What the heck is this?"

He replies "It's a nick-knack, Patty Whack

Give the frog a loan,

is old man's a Rolling Stone"

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Clever.

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Correction to prior post. Last line should read "his old man's a Rolling Stone"

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Oh, now I get it!

Actually, it seemed fine the first time around.

Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana

LOL!

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

I tell you if I liked the joke after I stop laughing!

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

I tell you if I liked the joke after I stop laughing!