Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and

spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.



Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan

said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes." and Woman said, "And as long as you're at it, add

some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.



And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep a figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought

forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to 14.



So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and

garlic toast on the side.” And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.



God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought

forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and

his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it ‘Angel Food Cake’ and

said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it ‘Devil's Food’.



God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable

TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and

cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.



Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the

healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.



God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan

created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man

replied, "Yes! And super-size them." And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.



God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.



Then Satan created cuts to the Health Care System.



Amen

Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana

Very good!

cascoly Loc: seattle

that's one story - here's an alternate version:

#Proof of Creation
#In the beginning there was the computer.
%>Let there be light!
And God said
#Enter user ID
%>God
#Enter password.
%>Omniscient
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%>Omnipotent
#Password incorrect. Try again.
%>Technocrat
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
%>Let there be light!

… continued at http://cascoly-images.com/pix/the-creation/

Glenn Harve

You have free will. Try using it.

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

I just did.

drmike99 Loc: Fairfield Connecticut

In the beginning there was nothing.
And God said:”Let there be light.”
And there was still nothing.
But you could see.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

See what?

cdayton

Is that a pun - See Watt?

dpfoto Loc: Cape Coral, FL

Big Bang Theory:
God said, "Let it be."
BANG!! There it was.

FrumCA

Any bets on how long this nonsense will stay in the chit-chat section before being moved to the attic?

tommystrat Loc: Bigfork, Montana

This is humorous, creative and fun - maybe some should just take themselves a bit less seriously...

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

speters Loc: Grangeville/Idaho

Yep, satan comes out clearly the good guy in this story!

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

Only for the far right.