Joke
Jan 21, 2019 14:25:05 #
The recent post by Jerryc41 seeking advice on dogs' hot spots brought to mind the old story of the fella whose dog had the mange.
He ran into a dog-owning acquaintance and asked:
"Didn't your dog have the mange a while ago?"
"Yep, he did."
"What did you give him for it?"
"I gave him turpentine."
"Turpentine??"
"Yep, that's what I gave him."
Sometime later the two met again, and the first fella asked the second:
"Remember when I asked you what you gave your dog for the mange?"
"Yep."
"You told me you gave him turpentine, so I gave it to mine and he died."
"Yep, so did mine."
He ran into a dog-owning acquaintance and asked:
"Didn't your dog have the mange a while ago?"
"Yep, he did."
"What did you give him for it?"
"I gave him turpentine."
"Turpentine??"
"Yep, that's what I gave him."
Sometime later the two met again, and the first fella asked the second:
"Remember when I asked you what you gave your dog for the mange?"
"Yep."
"You told me you gave him turpentine, so I gave it to mine and he died."
"Yep, so did mine."
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Jan 22, 2019 15:57:38 #
Eff Ess in Ess Eff wrote:
The recent post by Jerryc41 seeking advice on dogs... (show quote)
Has a similar sound like the old "Does your dog bite" skit.
Jan 22, 2019 16:34:15 #
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