flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
A SENIOR'S TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog
Chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout
line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I
had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on
impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the
Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended
up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I
was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was
laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people.
They have all the time in
the world to think of crazy things to say...
flyguy
Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
NMGal wrote:
Laugh out Loud.
Glad you liked it. Thanks for the response.
chevman
Loc: Matthews, North Carolina
This is hilariously funny 😆 i
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Jerry in NC
Very funny I njoyedyour story
Joe
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
think i heard that one before... but i a senior so i am not sure... laughed again
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