Morning Chuckle
Dec 3, 2018 05:06:12 #
Man out walking sees a sign in a garden "talking dog for sale".
He knocks on the door and asks the owner "Are you serious about that sign".
The man invites him in and said "yes, come into the garden and I'll introduce you to him".
In the garden is sat a black Labrador, the man says "hello doggy".
"Excuse me", said the dog, "my name is Rodger".
The man is flabbergasted, "I've never heard a dog talk before,".
The dog tells him he learned to speak 'human talk' as a pup, and when the authorities found out he could understand and speak English he was put to work in undercover work, listening in to spys and criminals, and for his efforts he was awarded a special 'medal' for his work in bringing them to justice.
"On my 4th Birthday, I decided to wind down and work part-time as an Airport security dog, again listening in to thwart criminal activity".
The Man wants the dog and asks the owner "how much do you want for him?"
"£10 he says"
"£10," said the man, "why on earth are you selling a talking dog for only £10?"
"because, he's a lying Bast**d..he's only 9 months old and never been out of the Garden!"
He knocks on the door and asks the owner "Are you serious about that sign".
The man invites him in and said "yes, come into the garden and I'll introduce you to him".
In the garden is sat a black Labrador, the man says "hello doggy".
"Excuse me", said the dog, "my name is Rodger".
The man is flabbergasted, "I've never heard a dog talk before,".
The dog tells him he learned to speak 'human talk' as a pup, and when the authorities found out he could understand and speak English he was put to work in undercover work, listening in to spys and criminals, and for his efforts he was awarded a special 'medal' for his work in bringing them to justice.
"On my 4th Birthday, I decided to wind down and work part-time as an Airport security dog, again listening in to thwart criminal activity".
The Man wants the dog and asks the owner "how much do you want for him?"
"£10 he says"
"£10," said the man, "why on earth are you selling a talking dog for only £10?"
"because, he's a lying Bast**d..he's only 9 months old and never been out of the Garden!"
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Good one, I heard one similar about a dog that could play checkers. Was being sold because he cheats!
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