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Nov 17, 2018 06:02:43   #
papajacknow20 Loc: Glasgow Scotland
 
.This review is from: Veet for Men Hair. Removal Gel Creme 200. ml
(Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I
decided to take the plunge and buy some of thisas previous shaving attempts
had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach
the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I. would do the
deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered
myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and.
wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I
was.

I waited until the other. half was tucked up in bed and after giving some
vague hints. about a special surprise

I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel
and stood waiting for something to happen.

I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced
by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given
a barbed wire wedgie by two people. intent on hitting the ceiling with my
head.
Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly
became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around
the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two
veg.
Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel. of in
the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.
Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall
into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled
the final yard to the fridge in. the hope of some form. of cold relief.
I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid
of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and
the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of. the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give. the
starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as
I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what
I later found out. was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as
I did so.
I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks
of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's
way up the chutney channel and it felt like the. space shuttle was running
it's engines. behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish
there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of
the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to. gently ease
one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the
other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the.
sight of me, arse in the. air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my. bell
end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh. that feels good
".
Understandably this. was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I
hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself
which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her
direction.
I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night
in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she. was expecting and
having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the
ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes
hair,dignity and self respect.

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Nov 17, 2018 06:44:54   #
foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC
 
are you serious???

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Nov 17, 2018 06:57:22   #
Old Timer Loc: Greenfield, In.
 
Sounds like your imagination has been working over time.

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