Good one, Graham.
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon
He tied up the woman at knifepoint and asked the man to hand over all their jewellery and money.
The man started sobbing and said “brother, take anything you want, but PLEASE untie the ropes and free her otherwise there will be a big problem”.
Thief: “You really love your wife”
Man: “No – she is my neighbours wife – mine will be home shortly
Cheers and Beers
Graham
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