Hope I don't offend anyone.
Oct 30, 2018 15:35:23 #
A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."
Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.
After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.
After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
Oct 30, 2018 15:42:21 #
There's always some that will get their shorts in a bunch, and over less than this. Personally, I thought it was funny.
--Bob
--Bob
Bob Smith wrote:
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Oct 30, 2018 16:02:00 #
Bob Smith wrote:
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Thanks for the laugh....
Oct 30, 2018 16:07:26 #
It's been a long time but I've head this one before. No offense taken one either occasion.
Oct 30, 2018 16:48:16 #
Oct 31, 2018 06:02:12 #
Elaine2025
Loc: Seattle, Wa
DaveO wrote:
Realistically it will be moved to the Attic if somebody complains.
Realistically it will be moved to the Attic if somebody complains.Funny
Oct 31, 2018 06:42:00 #
Oct 31, 2018 08:23:06 #
Will there be a cover up, a salty walrus lawyer with 2020 ambitions and a book deal?
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