Top Ten Reasons You Might Be a Photographer
Aug 4, 2012 12:16:01 #
10. You have nightmares of people using the P mode we wont even talk about the green mode. Thats just too scary.
9. 30,000 family photos neatly categorized in Lightroom. Zero photos of you.
8. When at a car dealership, you translate the price of a car in your head to Six 5D Mark IIs. Your last power bill cost two monopods.
7. Touchdown plays are somewhat distracting because you can see the white glass on the sidelines
6. You are frequently greeted with What are you taking a picture of?!? instead of hello.
5. Youd rather buy the shirt that more closely resembles 18% gray
4. Your carry-on is heavier than your checked bags
3. You describe disgusting old dilapidated barns as beautiful
2. Number of lenses is more than the Pairs of shoes you own
1. You actually believe a wizard could fit in your pocket
Sarge
9. 30,000 family photos neatly categorized in Lightroom. Zero photos of you.
8. When at a car dealership, you translate the price of a car in your head to Six 5D Mark IIs. Your last power bill cost two monopods.
7. Touchdown plays are somewhat distracting because you can see the white glass on the sidelines
6. You are frequently greeted with What are you taking a picture of?!? instead of hello.
5. Youd rather buy the shirt that more closely resembles 18% gray
4. Your carry-on is heavier than your checked bags
3. You describe disgusting old dilapidated barns as beautiful
2. Number of lenses is more than the Pairs of shoes you own
1. You actually believe a wizard could fit in your pocket
Sarge
Aug 4, 2012 12:21:55 #
Aug 4, 2012 15:13:43 #
sarge69 wrote:
10. You have nightmares of people using the P mo... (show quote)
Boy sarge69... "Ain't that the truth!!"... lol..
Aug 5, 2012 05:49:52 #
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Aug 5, 2012 10:08:35 #
wow so true,,m, I am currently suffering from "Relative Overload Syndrome" none of my family come by anymore because(the following is a list of reasons) "all you do is sit there working on your pics in your computer" all you want me to do is pose for you so you can practice" "When I come by that lil sign that says out taking photos is always on the door" "all we ever do is look at your pics" "when you ask us to join you for a hike, you turn us in to photographic equipment sherpas" and on and on so now they hardly stop by....but im good with that gives me more time to work on my pics,practice on still life, go places I havent been to yet and revisit some I have, and as for haveing sherpas carrying my stuff..wel it all fits in my backpack and they typically make to much noise anyways.
Aug 5, 2012 12:09:26 #
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Aug 5, 2012 12:37:01 #
And then there's
"You buy 50 pounds of bird seed a month so you can get decent pictures of all the birds around your property."
"You buy 50 pounds of bird seed a month so you can get decent pictures of all the birds around your property."
Aug 5, 2012 14:02:32 #
Aug 5, 2012 14:11:04 #
Sweet Willie
Loc: Texas
When the pastor speaks about weakness of the flesh you feel guilty about
lens lust.
Sweet Willie
lens lust.
Sweet Willie
Aug 5, 2012 16:49:15 #
Oh my goodness - I am rolling on the floor! And non photogs just don't GET my love of old barns!
Aug 5, 2012 17:08:35 #
sarge69 wrote:
10. You have nightmares of people using the P mo... (show quote)
Sarge,
Corollary to #3: You complain about gas costing $4.00/gallon, but you'll drive two hours to get to the barn for a picture.
PD
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