In the barbershop I go to there is a sign on the wall that reads,
"I once gave up fishing.
It was the most terrifying weekend of my life."
I like itquote=DIRTY HARRY]Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. Â
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. Â
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'Â Â
My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'Â Â
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.[/quote]
DIRTY HARRY wrote:
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. Â
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. Â
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'Â Â
My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'Â Â
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, ... (
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Probably joking, in a way, but still giving you a message. ha ha.
gener202002 wrote:
Probably joking, in a way, but still giving you a message. ha ha.
Maybe NOT joking.
Ha-Ha... maybe the joke is on you.
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