Lawyers
Aug 12, 2018 00:26:07 #
Do you know why God made snakes before he made lawyers?
He needed the practice.
He needed the practice.
Aug 12, 2018 00:35:58 #
Aug 12, 2018 01:29:42 #
drc023
Loc: North Little Rock, Arkansas
q: Why are lawyers immune to shark attacks?
a: Professional courtesy.
a: Professional courtesy.
Aug 12, 2018 01:34:59 #
What is the difference between a snake and a lawyer. People won't back up over a snake again once they ran it over.
Aug 12, 2018 22:05:47 #
kskarma
Loc: Topeka, KS
Q. How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof???
A. Depends how thin you slice them...…………….!
A. Depends how thin you slice them...…………….!
Aug 13, 2018 00:30:10 #
These are all great jokes.
Just don't let your lawyer see them.
He just might throw your case to get even. Ha ha ha.
Just don't let your lawyer see them.
He just might throw your case to get even. Ha ha ha.
Aug 13, 2018 07:43:19 #
Aug 13, 2018 08:16:02 #
kskarma
Loc: Topeka, KS
Speaking of doctors, just think of how much fun you could have with a doctor's wife and a bushel of apples...……!!! 
Aug 13, 2018 08:24:07 #
nospambob
Loc: Edmond, Oklahoma
The thing about lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and non-lawyers don't think they're jokes ….
Aug 13, 2018 08:37:46 #
Our son, the lawyer, thinks this is funny. What do you call 100 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Aug 13, 2018 08:49:49 #
Yes, lawyers do laugh at lawyer jokes - all the way to the bank. : )
Aug 13, 2018 08:59:30 #
Aug 13, 2018 10:51:57 #
Aug 13, 2018 11:30:23 #
What do you call 1000 lawyers up to their necks in manure?
Not enough manure!
Not enough manure!
Aug 13, 2018 11:31:55 #
nospambob wrote:
The thing about lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and non-lawyers don't think they're jokes ….
Interesting as I have several lawyers in the family and they usually start the lawyer joke telling.
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