gjgallager wrote:
A priests regular caddy was unavailable, so he asked a nun to caddy for him. On the 3rd hole he misses a 3 foot putt and exclaimes 'God dammit, I missed'. The nun cries out 'Father, you can't use the Lords name in vain'. The priest apologizes. Later on the 12th hold he misses a 2 foot putt and once again exclaimes 'God dammit, I missed'. The nun once again scolded him, and he apologizes again, and says 'if I should use the Lords name in vain again, a bolt of lightning should come from the heavens and strike me dead on the spot'. All goes well until the 18th hole when he misses from only 1 foot from the cup. He shouts out again, 'God dammit I missed'. Suddenly the skies darken, clouds begin swirling and the nun and priest stare at each other with looks of consternation. Suddenly a bolt of lightning comes from the heavens and kills the nun instantly. Then a booming voice is heard from high above 'God dammit, I missed'.
A priests regular caddy was unavailable, so he ask... (
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