Kuzano

As I get older, I realize:



#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out

wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it looks like a mini vacation.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

You talkin' about me?

dadaist

Love them all, as they are all too true!!

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

pmsc70d Loc: Post Falls, Idaho

Number 10 fits me best

TJBNovember Loc: Long Island, New York

This should be a weekly reminder of what it means to be of a mature age, actually I'm kind of sure it almost is. Good to see it pop up on the Hog once again.

Martys Loc: Lubec, Maine

Am 74,...
I came into this world with nothing.....

and,...I still have most of it.

foathog Loc: Greensboro, NC

Getting old isn't worth waiting for.

tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.

Thanks for posting. Have seen before. It all fits me very well. I am 67 going on 90 but this is me. Thanks

Tom

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

Sounds like my autobiography.

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Martha Stewart shocked us when she was the first woman to wear pants to a State dinner. Then again, sometimes you just have to wear what's clean.

Quinn 4

So true in all of them. Number 16. "I still haven't learned to act my age." What that to a 73 old person? I drive a car with 100,000 miles on, hoping to make it to 200,000 miles. Ware second hand jeans and coats I find at garage sales( over the years I have found some great things at garage sales.) Still love using film cameras. Love reading books. (What a book?) Stop now to smell the roses. My income is not great, but I don't own any money to anyone. I have to stop and think at times, I am 73 years old. Have no use for AARP, not talking to me.

Kuzano

Best sources of clean used clothing, range of condition "fair to like new".... Goodwill stores and Their online auction site. Shopgoodwill.com. Huge supply of clothes and camera gear. Oh, and musical instruments, like guitars n such.

https://www.shopgoodwill.com/

Smudgey Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona

I can't remember why I started typing, oh well this is UHH so I will just agree 😏

no nameJoe

I was not aware that you knew me that we'll it describes me to a t