Pinenuts wrote:
Then there are British motorcycles. I used to own a Norton 750 Commando. I loved that bike, but I never could get it to quit leaking oil. I was given a coffee cup with with a picture of a Norton on it. It had a hole drilled in the bottom, and an inscription that said "Of course it leaks. It's a Norton".
But you never have to worry about a British motorcycle rusting. They are self-lubricating.