Please Pray for Leroy
Mar 21, 2018 08:40:10 #
hankm1
Loc: Mount Prospect IL
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with
'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the
front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other
hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined
in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and
asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the
front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other
hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined
in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and
asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
Mar 21, 2018 08:58:12 #
Mar 21, 2018 12:53:30 #
Mar 22, 2018 06:49:07 #
hankm1 wrote:
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher... (show quote)
I know a Leroy with the same problem, only difference his is still a couple months away.
I'll be sharing this with him for sure, Good post
Swede
Mar 22, 2018 10:22:28 #
Mar 22, 2018 12:12:31 #
SteveR wrote:
Maybe you saw it when I posted it on UHH back in 2013.I've seen it before but like a good re-run, it's always good again!!
Mar 22, 2018 14:30:15 #
Like the guy that got a new hearing aid and told his friend it was the best money could buy. His friend ask "What kind is it?' He replied "2 oclock"
Mar 22, 2018 16:14:02 #
EdJ0307 wrote:
Maybe you saw it when I posted it on UHH back in 2013.
It could be, Ed. I got a good laugh out of it then, too. I guess good jokes stick around!!
Mar 25, 2018 15:55:59 #
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