Giving Up Sex to Get to Heaven
Mar 18, 2018 11:51:20 #
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!”
Mark
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels, and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!”
Mark
Mar 18, 2018 11:53:05 #
Mar 18, 2018 12:01:41 #
Mar 18, 2018 12:03:17 #
Next time bring a friend! 
Mark
Mark
Smudgey wrote:
I always go to Costco at the wrong time 👍
Mar 18, 2018 12:05:47 #
Mar 18, 2018 12:06:16 #
Mar 18, 2018 12:14:12 #
markngolf wrote:
God visited a woman and told her she must give up ... (show quote)
If it’s OK could I send this to others and if so how do I cut and paste it to send as an email attachment or message to others etc.
Mar 18, 2018 12:17:38 #
For sure. It's easy!! Just highlight the part you want to send, press "Ctrl and C" that will copy it - open your email, click in the body and press "Ctrl and V" - that will paste it. If Mac, instead of Ctrl, press Cmd.
Mark
Mark
dyximan wrote:
If it’s OK could I send this to others and if so how do I cut and paste it to send as an email attachment or message to others etc.
Mar 18, 2018 15:22:00 #
markngolf wrote:
For sure. It's easy!! Just highlight the part you want to send, press "Ctrl and C" that will copy it - open your email, click in the body and press "Ctrl and V" - that will paste it. If Mac, instead of Ctrl, press Cmd.
Mark
Mark
Thank you, Since I use my phone most of the time wasn’t even thinking about doing it on my computer at home LOL
Mar 18, 2018 15:25:29 #
Same thing on phone. Highlight, copy paste into the email.
Mark
Mark
dyximan wrote:
Thank you, Since I use my phone most of the time wasn’t even thinking about doing it on my computer at home LOL
Mar 18, 2018 17:14:52 #
Mar 18, 2018 21:22:45 #
Mar 19, 2018 03:29:41 #
bellgamin
Loc: Ewa Beach, Hawaii
Why would Costco be upset? Sex is how we all got here, right? Right? Ergo, in the long run, sex is good for business, right? Right? I mean, like, where else can you get more customers... in the long run, that is?
Mar 19, 2018 07:03:44 #
Mar 19, 2018 07:10:03 #
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