Life as it goes
Mar 17, 2018 17:16:35 #
As I get older, I realize:
1. I talk to myself because I need expert advice
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud
3. I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off
4. My people skills are just fine, It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it
6. When I was a child, I thought naptime was a punishment, now it's like a mini-vacation
7. The day the world runs out of Budweiser is just too terrible to think about
8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound
9. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there
1. I talk to myself because I need expert advice
2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud
3. I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off
4. My people skills are just fine, It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work
5. The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it
6. When I was a child, I thought naptime was a punishment, now it's like a mini-vacation
7. The day the world runs out of Budweiser is just too terrible to think about
8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound
9. "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there
Mar 18, 2018 06:03:15 #
Mar 18, 2018 09:40:33 #
Mar 18, 2018 10:18:58 #
John_F wrote:
As I get older, I realize: br br 1. I talk to mys... (show quote)
I shouldn't have looked at this, Damn I relate to all of them.
Thanks
Tom
Mar 18, 2018 10:37:35 #
5 and 9 are mine. Maybe I need to carry a small notebook and pencil in my pocket. But then when I went into the bathroom they'd both fall into the water. Hmmm.
Mar 18, 2018 12:43:06 #
Many a time I have walked into the master bedroom for something and by the time I got there, I have forgotten what it was I wanted. Oh well, guess I had to use the bathroom.
Mar 18, 2018 13:34:49 #
Mar 18, 2018 13:41:19 #
Mar 18, 2018 15:56:00 #
I write things down so I wont forget and then cant remember where I put the note. What was this post all about anyway??
Mar 18, 2018 18:11:51 #
Hal81 wrote:
I write things down so I wont forget and then cant remember where I put the note. What was this post all about anyway??
Hal81, I wish I had that problem. I can find the note I made but when I read it my first thought is, what the hell does that mean!!
Tom
Mar 18, 2018 18:22:06 #
For #1 I used to use that I have a cat. Now use, it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation.
Mar 20, 2018 00:18:02 #
Hal81 wrote:
I write things down so I wont forget and then cant remember where I put the note. What was this post all about anyway??
All my life I've been told I need to get organized, but every time I find a right place for everything, I can't remember which place is the right place for anything. I do far better unorganized.
Mar 23, 2018 09:15:42 #
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