Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

You will not find this story in the bible.

Story of Adam & Eve's Dog

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.



And the Cat . . .




didn't give a shit one way or the other…….


Cheers and Beers
Graham
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rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

My cat gives this the equivalent of a thumbs up.
Cheers and beers
Bob

Mike D. Loc: Crowley County, CO.

Cats everywhere say

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

I LOVE this one!!!

kschwegl Loc: Orangeburg, NY

Just like a cat!

tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.

That was great as always Graham. I just woke up and working on my first cup. This got me going for the day. Thanks

Tom

bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY

Dogs have family, cats have staff!

tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.

Oyens

Cats guard the gates of Hell

Fotoserj Loc: St calixte Qc Ca

One of your best, don’t know where you find them but keep making my day

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

Seen this before; loved it then; still love it now. Thanks.

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

It is just as funny every time I read it. You got my laugher started this morning.

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

Good one Graham.

DeeAndre Loc: Boyertown PA

So true!

hookedupin2005 Loc: Northwestern New Mexico

Noone owns a cat; a cat chooses whom it owns.....