Jesus is watching: Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept...

DJ Mills Loc: Idaho

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

bellgamin Loc: Ewa Beach, Hawaii

It's fun fun funnnny! By the way, I know 2 families with Rottweilers that they keep inside the house at night. IMO a large terrier, such as an Airedale, makes a better watchdog -- they are more territorial and grouchy than the Rottweilers I have met.

J-SPEIGHT Loc: Akron, Ohio

djmills wrote:

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LOL.

tshift Loc: Overland Park, KS.

djmills wrote:

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That is funny!! Rott's are really good dogs. Thanks

Tom

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

djmills wrote:

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ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

LOL, very funny.

Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana

This pilot was made by a dear friend's son. Incredibly, it stars a friend I’ve known from birth, but had lost track of. Watching this reunited us. It’s apropos of the subject line. Enjoy!
https://vimeo.com/134571645

jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon

Jack

sippyjug104 Loc: Missouri

I watched the TV Pilot in your link and I had many good laughs. Perhaps someday it will make it as a regular series. I believe that it is appropriate for all ages and I also believe we need more programs like this than so many of the "reality programs" that are broadcast today.

Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana

sippyjug104 wrote:

I watched the TV Pilot in your link and I had many good laughs. Perhaps someday it will make it as a regular series. I believe that it is appropriate for all ages and I also believe we need more programs like this than so many of the "reality programs" that are broadcast today.

I’m glad you liked it!

Brian in Whitby Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada

tshift wrote:

That is funny!! Rott's are really good dogs. Thanks

Tom

All dogs start off good. Some owners train them to act like an offensive weapon. Those dogs can be trouble but the fault lies with the owner.

chippy65 Loc: Cambridge

Rab-Eye wrote:

This pilot was made by a dear friend's son. Incredibly, it stars a friend I’ve known from birth, but had lost track of. Watching this reunited us. It’s apropos of the subject line. Enjoy!
https://vimeo.com/134571645

Very funny...........Just don't try to make one about Muhammad.......think Charlie Hebdo!

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

Rab-Eye wrote:

This pilot was made by a dear friend's son. Incredibly, it stars a friend I’ve known from birth, but had lost track of. Watching this reunited us. It’s apropos of the subject line. Enjoy!
https://vimeo.com/134571645

That is very good!

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

djmills wrote:

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raymondh Loc: Walker, MI