How Much for Barbee?
Mar 2, 2018 01:02:54 #
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." 
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barbie.lewis
Loc: Livingston, Texas
It is funny, but in actuality, Ken is a ne'er do well who lives off of Barbie's income. I have no idea why she keeps him around.
Mar 3, 2018 19:43:13 #
barbie.lewis wrote:
It is funny, but in actuality, Ken is a ne'er do well who lives off of Barbie's income. I have no idea why she keeps him around.
Way to go, Barbie. A little bit of reality can't hurt anybody.
Mar 6, 2018 16:47:27 #
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