A Talking Frog
Mar 1, 2018 15:35:23 #
A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.” The old man looks at the frog and says, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.”
DJM
DJM
Mar 2, 2018 13:08:32 #
Although I'm not 92 I think I would rather have a talking frog, also.
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Tikva
Loc: Waukesha, WI
I liked this one. Not quite that old, but a talking frog would be nice. My cat talks to me all the time, the problem is I don't talk cat and can't always figure out what she is trying to tell me. She is trying to train me, but the going is slow some of the time.
Mar 6, 2018 14:49:14 #
Tikva wrote:
I liked this one. Not quite that old, but a talking frog would be nice. My cat talks to me all the time, the problem is I don't talk cat and can't always figure out what she is trying to tell me. She is trying to train me, but the going is slow some of the time.
I have found that most cats refuse to learn English.
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