Nancy, the Saint.
Feb 3, 2018 19:56:02 #
Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C. an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in D.C.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly announce Pelosi to the congregation, and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over many of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide indicated, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money, and is using her wealth to promote lies to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply not to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded; But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms. Pelosi is a saint."
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and asked if the Cardinal would kindly announce Pelosi to the congregation, and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over many of Pelosi's views." Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Pelosi's aide indicated, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money, and is using her wealth to promote lies to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California . The woman is simply not to be trusted."
The Cardinal concluded; But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms. Pelosi is a saint."
Feb 3, 2018 20:02:31 #
The dumb democrats sure know how to pick em. Its about time they give us someone we could vote for. Well at least they didn't run Rosie or Woopie
Feb 3, 2018 20:05:27 #
Feb 3, 2018 20:26:29 #
Don't speak too soon. 2020 is coming.
Hal81 wrote:
The dumb democrats sure know how to pick em. Its about time they give us someone we could vote for. Well at least they didn't run Rosie or Woopie
Feb 3, 2018 20:39:01 #
Hal81 wrote:
The dumb democrats sure know how to pick em. Its about time they give us someone we could vote for. Well at least they didn't run Rosie or Woopie
That'll be in the next election. Let's see. They have Rosie, Whoopi, and Okra at the top of the list. They would make a great female cast for The Three Stooges. What the hell. Throw Hell-ary back in the mix.
Feb 3, 2018 20:54:09 #
Feb 3, 2018 21:02:23 #
Feb 4, 2018 08:09:51 #
pounder35 wrote:
That'll be in the next election. Let's see. They have Rosie, Whoopi, and Okra at the top of the list. They would make a great female cast for The Three Stooges. What the hell. Throw Hell-ary back in the mix.
Wait you forgot my Granny Warren AKA Pocahontas. I think she plays Shemp. God Bless America and may he/she Save Our Souls.
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