Aphorisms for the year
Jan 26, 2018 13:57:18 #
Wisdom of the ages, enjoy!!
1. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
2. We have enough "youth", how about a fountain of "smart"?
3. A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
4. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
5. Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control!
6. Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
9. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
10. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
11. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to make reproductive organs.
12. Alabama State motto: At least we're not Mississippi
13. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
14. The latest survey show that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
15. I think politicians should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors.
16. The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
1. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
2. We have enough "youth", how about a fountain of "smart"?
3. A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
4. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
5. Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control!
6. Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
9. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
10. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
11. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to make reproductive organs.
12. Alabama State motto: At least we're not Mississippi
13. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
14. The latest survey show that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
15. I think politicians should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors.
16. The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
Jan 26, 2018 20:24:34 #
Jan 27, 2018 01:11:41 #
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Jan 27, 2018 12:08:34 #
RS
Loc: W Columbia, SC
DragonsLady wrote:
Very good; really like #15.
I like them all, but really agree with #15 and #16.
Jan 27, 2018 18:53:33 #
Jan 27, 2018 20:13:42 #
Jan 27, 2018 22:17:32 #
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