How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
How can you tell the difference in cowboy boots and engineers boots?
All the manure is on the outside of cowboy boots.
Two good ones! My son is an engineer but I'm not gonna tell him these!
I told my boss the one about the boots. He didn't even smile??????????????
I thought it was the difference between lawyer boots and cowboy boots :)
I thought it was the difference between lawyer boots and cowboy boots :)
JBK
Loc: Illogan U.K.
An engineer always washes his hands before he goes to the loo...!
That's smart. Engineers love to eat Jalapenos. Try going to the loo after eating a Jalapeno it is an experience you never will forget. :-}
tmehrkam wrote:
That's smart. Engineers love to eat Jalapenos. Try going to the loo after eating a Jalapeno it is an experience you never will forget. :-}
Make sure you've got a large glass of iced tea when you do!!
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
As an engineer with 50 years behind me, I recently discovered the correct diagnosis to my affliction.
I suffer from
The Knack. I've had it since I was aout 5 years old.
BBurns wrote:
As an engineer with 50 years behind me, I recently discovered the correct diagnosis to my affliction.
I suffer from
The Knack. I've had it since I was aout 5 years old.
I showed that video to my parents a number of years ago. Their response was "That's you!!!"
They didn't understand Dilbert, but they understood that one. Oh well, I keep saying that Dilbert isn't a comic strip. Dilbert is a documentary.
And, yes, I'm an (retired) engineer. :-)
I'm not an engineer, but I understand Dilbert. Most nerds do. Of course my Dad was an Electronics Engineer.
chrisscholbe wrote:
How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?
He looks at your shoes instead of his own when he's talking to you.
Hold on now !!!
I resemble that remark .........
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