People Who Feared Obama Would Take Their Guns Happy to Have Trump Take Their Health Care
Sep 22, 2017 03:33:18 #
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans who feared that Barack Obama would come for their guns are happy that Donald Trump is coming for their health care, a new report finds.
In interviews conducted across the country, people expressed satisfaction that, by taking away their ability to see a doctor rather than their ability to shoot people, the federal government “finally has its priorities straight.”
“I couldn’t get a night’s sleep, worrying about Obama taking away my guns,” Carol Foyler, a gun owner from Kentucky, said. “Now that we have a President who’s just taking away my family’s health care, I can breathe easier.”
Harland Dorrinson, a gun fancier from Wyoming, concurred. “In Europe, everyone has health care and no one has guns,” he said. “You couldn’t pay me to live there.” Noting that thousands of people die in hospitals every year, he added, “Health care has killed more people than guns have.”
Tracy Klugian, a gun hobbyist in Florida, said he strongly supported the Trump Administration’s policy, which he summarized as, “If you like the guns you have, you can keep those guns.”
He said that the prospect of becoming ill without health insurance does not concern him in the least. “If I get a disease, I’ll shoot at it,” he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/people-who-feared-obama-would-take-their-guns-happy-to-have-trump-take-their-health-care
In interviews conducted across the country, people expressed satisfaction that, by taking away their ability to see a doctor rather than their ability to shoot people, the federal government “finally has its priorities straight.”
“I couldn’t get a night’s sleep, worrying about Obama taking away my guns,” Carol Foyler, a gun owner from Kentucky, said. “Now that we have a President who’s just taking away my family’s health care, I can breathe easier.”
Harland Dorrinson, a gun fancier from Wyoming, concurred. “In Europe, everyone has health care and no one has guns,” he said. “You couldn’t pay me to live there.” Noting that thousands of people die in hospitals every year, he added, “Health care has killed more people than guns have.”
Tracy Klugian, a gun hobbyist in Florida, said he strongly supported the Trump Administration’s policy, which he summarized as, “If you like the guns you have, you can keep those guns.”
He said that the prospect of becoming ill without health insurance does not concern him in the least. “If I get a disease, I’ll shoot at it,” he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/people-who-feared-obama-would-take-their-guns-happy-to-have-trump-take-their-health-care
Sep 22, 2017 09:37:40 #
Obama already took our health care. And, was a much better gun salesman than Trump! 
Sep 22, 2017 11:12:32 #
idaholover wrote:
Obama already took our health care. And, was a mu... (show quote)
Obama was a much better everything than trump! LOL
Sep 22, 2017 11:14:24 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
Reddog wrote:
Obama was a much better everything than trump! LOL
I'd have to bet Trump could out lie him, and I'd still go with Trump if I had a bunch of cars to sell. Other than that I would have to agree.
Sep 22, 2017 11:14:56 #
Reddog wrote:
Obama was a much better everything than trump! LOL
Ya right, that's why we have to fix everything from ACA to Korea to Iran to unemployment and record numbers on food stamps. Which government job did you retire out of?
Sep 22, 2017 11:17:40 #
thom w wrote:
I'd have to bet Trump could out lie him, and I'd still go with Trump if I had a bunch of cars to sell. Other than that I would have to agree.
Ya like when Trump said Obama wire tapped Trump Tower! Oh! Wait! When Obama was president, you didn't BUY anything. It was shoved down your throat.
Sep 22, 2017 11:24:26 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
idaholover wrote:
Ya like when Trump said Obama wire tapped Trump Tower! Oh! Wait! When Obama was president, you didn't BUY anything. It was shoved down your throat.
You have evidence that Obama wire tapped Trump tower? I probably shouldn't reply to you as long as you have me blocked. I won't say that makes you chicken shit as we both know that doesn't have anything to do with you unblocking me. You were chicken shit before you blocked me and if you unblock me you will still be chicken shit. It doesn't bother me to not be able to respond to you on your threads but sometimes someone intelligent posts on one of your threads, and I would like to be able to respond to them.
Sep 22, 2017 11:24:53 #
Sep 22, 2017 11:44:24 #
thom w wrote:
You have evidence that Obama wire tapped Trump tow... (show quote)
Ya, they admitted it.
Happy to see you are still having conniption fits! BTW, you don't know shit, let alone "chickenshit". Maybe if you were more like twat you wouldn't look so foolish. He still reads my stuff but doesn't admit it and in fact denies he does, which tells me he really does! You clowns are all alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdDKqltd8Y
Sep 22, 2017 11:51:43 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
idaholover wrote:
Ya, they admitted it.
Happy to see you are still having conniption fits! BTW, you don't know shit, let alone "chickenshit". Maybe if you were more like twat you wouldn't look so foolish. He still reads my stuff but doesn't admit it and in fact denies he does, which tells me he really does! You clowns are all alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdDKqltd8Y
Happy to see you are still having conniption fits! BTW, you don't know shit, let alone "chickenshit". Maybe if you were more like twat you wouldn't look so foolish. He still reads my stuff but doesn't admit it and in fact denies he does, which tells me he really does! You clowns are all alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdDKqltd8Y
You are obviously confused. Which is it, are we all alike, or do I need to become "more like"? One of those (at least) can't be right. And I don't have fits. How many times have you been thrown out? I've never been thrown out, and that is with you trying to make it happen.
Sep 22, 2017 11:55:26 #
thom w wrote:
You are obviously confused. Which is it, are we all alike, or do I need to become "more like"? One of those (at least) can't be right. And I don't have fits. How many times have you been thrown out? I've never been thrown out, and that is with you trying to make it happen.
I heard they need a replacement for this job. The original guy got old and died. I thought since you got out sourced by Obama you might want to throw your hat in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4
Sep 22, 2017 11:56:23 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
idaholover wrote:
Ya, they admitted it.
Happy to see you are still having conniption fits! BTW, you don't know shit, let alone "chickenshit". Maybe if you were more like twat you wouldn't look so foolish. He still reads my stuff but doesn't admit it and in fact denies he does, which tells me he really does! You clowns are all alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdDKqltd8Y
Happy to see you are still having conniption fits! BTW, you don't know shit, let alone "chickenshit". Maybe if you were more like twat you wouldn't look so foolish. He still reads my stuff but doesn't admit it and in fact denies he does, which tells me he really does! You clowns are all alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdDKqltd8Y
Wire tapping Manafort is not wiretapping Trump tower, any more than wire tapping you would be wiretapping the tiny town you live in. Manafort was first wiretapped before Trump ever came down the escalator. Try 2014.
Sep 22, 2017 12:01:06 #
Um, the Andy Borowitz, he of the Borowitz Report, is a humorist. Note the /humor in the New Yorker link. Can everyone dial it down before someone strokes out?? Jus' sayin'....
Sep 22, 2017 12:01:30 #
thom w wrote:
Wire tapping Manafort is not wiretapping Trump tower, any more than wire tapping you would be wiretapping the tiny town you live in. Manafort was first wiretapped before Trump ever came down the escalator. Try 2014.
Before and after election, puke!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyU7VQOc28U
Sep 22, 2017 12:03:40 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
GeorgeH wrote:
Um, the Andy Borowitz, he of the Borowitz Report, is a humorist. Note the /humor in the New Yorker link. Can everyone dial it down before someone strokes out?? Jus' sayin'....
I was going to post some Trump stories from the Onion, but I didn't want to be responsible for anyone's pacemaker over revving.
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