Another Old Guy Joke
Sep 18, 2017 20:55:29 #
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked :
“How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoon full of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2 3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked :
“How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoon full of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2 3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Sep 18, 2017 20:59:45 #
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Sep 18, 2017 22:31:22 #
Now that there is funny!!! Especially for those of us who are....let's say mathematically challenged 
Sep 19, 2017 06:17:13 #
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Sep 19, 2017 08:39:45 #
Love it! I could have used this joke when teaching writing to my college students. 
Sep 19, 2017 10:19:16 #
Sep 19, 2017 13:18:23 #
Sep 19, 2017 19:04:18 #
It's a flawed joke. His wife has to say 1, 2, 3, 4 to debone him and she did said 1, 2, 3; it would not have worked.
Sep 19, 2017 21:43:40 #
Sep 20, 2017 16:19:23 #
Sep 20, 2017 18:04:21 #
On his 69th birthday his wife said, "I want a guard dog." He went to the pet store to pick one. The owner brought him a chiwawa. He was puzzled until the owner said, "Chiwawa, chair!" The dog shattered the chair. He said, "Chiwawa coffee table!" The coffee table was shattered as well. Great. He took the dog home and told his wife, "I got you a guard dog!"
She asked, "What kind?" "Chiwawa" he said.
"Chiwawa my foot!"
She asked, "What kind?" "Chiwawa" he said.
"Chiwawa my foot!"
Sep 20, 2017 18:08:19 #
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