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Old Men Joke
Sep 17, 2017 10:41:46   #
tbpmusic Loc: LaPorte, Indiana
 
Two old men sit on a park bench and talk -

Old man 1- "I turned 75 today, and I feel every day of it - everything aches!!"

Old man 2- "Not me - I'm older than you, and I feel like a newborn baby...."

Old man 1- "How can you possibly say that?"

Old man 2- "Well, I have no hair, no teeth - and I think I just peed my pants."

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Sep 17, 2017 10:45:39   #
SkyKing Loc: Thompson Ridge, NY
 
...thanks...pretty funny...

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Sep 17, 2017 11:03:52   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Very funny, thanks for the morning laugh.

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Sep 17, 2017 11:15:16   #
wanderingbear Loc: San Diego
 
I am 85 plus and can relate.

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Sep 17, 2017 15:18:41   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Lol..

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Sep 18, 2017 07:27:53   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
tbpmusic wrote:
Two old men sit on a park bench and talk -

Old man 1- "I turned 75 today, and I feel every day of it - everything aches!!"

Old man 2- "Not me - I'm older than you, and I feel like a newborn baby...."

Old man 1- "How can you possibly say that?"

Old man 2- "Well, I have no hair, no teeth - and I think I just peed my pants."



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Sep 18, 2017 09:43:36   #
rocket111
 
Great Joke. ☆☆☆☆☆

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Sep 18, 2017 10:00:50   #
NJFrank Loc: New Jersey
 
Good one

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Sep 18, 2017 10:59:41   #
oregon don
 
SkyKing wrote:
...thanks...pretty funny...


not really, TOO TRUE

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Sep 18, 2017 13:01:18   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
Everyone looks at a baby and says, "He's sooo cute." I have very little hair and no teeth but nobody ever looks at me and says,"He's so cute.".

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Sep 18, 2017 19:57:42   #
PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place
 


Don

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Sep 22, 2017 12:59:11   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 

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