tbpmusic wrote:
Two old men sit on a park bench and talk -
Old man 1- "I turned 75 today, and I feel every day of it - everything aches!!"
Old man 2- "Not me - I'm older than you, and I feel like a newborn baby...."
Old man 1- "How can you possibly say that?"
Old man 2- "Well, I have no hair, no teeth - and I think I just peed my pants."