Approach cautiously...
Aug 15, 2017 21:13:19 #
Bob and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems
One day Bob didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something..But after Bob hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bob lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bob, but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold! --there sat Bob! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bob, what in the world happened to you?' Bob replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?''
Well,’ Bob said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go? ''Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, the little gold-digging witch figured I was rich and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 86 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'. 'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
One day Bob didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something..But after Bob hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bob lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bob, but one day, Sam approached the park and-- lo and behold! --there sat Bob! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bob, what in the world happened to you?' Bob replied, 'I have been in jail.' 'Jail!' cried Sam. What in the world for?''
Well,’ Bob said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go? ''Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, the little gold-digging witch figured I was rich and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 86 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'. 'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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Hassie
Loc: Central Pennsylvania
I have always said;
"I want to live to be 100 years old and be shot by a jealous husband and be buried with a big grin on my face."
"I want to live to be 100 years old and be shot by a jealous husband and be buried with a big grin on my face."
Aug 16, 2017 09:08:59 #
Hassie wrote:
I have always said;
"I want to live to be 100 years old and be shot by a jealous husband and be buried with a big grin on my face."
"I want to live to be 100 years old and be shot by a jealous husband and be buried with a big grin on my face."
At age 100, I think a pretty girl smiling at you would put a smile on your face. Nothing else is going to happen.
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stepha11 wrote:
Taint so funny for those who are 86.
It's a joke - an unreal situation. Of course a man of 86 could "satisfy" a woman, with her consent, of course. I can't wait till I'm 86 to give it a try.
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