I need a day off
Aug 5, 2017 09:57:23 #
One day, a blonde and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, "I can't take anymore today, I am going home!"
The blonde replies, "You can't just get up and leave. You'll be fired!".
"Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea." the guy says and leaves the room.
The blond finishes her lunch and heads back into work, to see her co-worker hanging upside down from the ceiling, yelling over and over, "I'm a light bulb!". The owner hears this and comes down. He takes one look at the guy, hanging upside down, yelling he is a light bulb, and sends him home for the rest of the day, with pay, so he can rest, because he has obviously been working to hard.
The guy gets down off the ceiling, thanks the owner and leaves.
The blonde turns around and starts to leave. The owner yells to her, "Hey where the heck do you think you are going?" The blonde replies, "I'm going home. You can't expect me to work in the dark!"
The blonde replies, "You can't just get up and leave. You'll be fired!".
"Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea." the guy says and leaves the room.
The blond finishes her lunch and heads back into work, to see her co-worker hanging upside down from the ceiling, yelling over and over, "I'm a light bulb!". The owner hears this and comes down. He takes one look at the guy, hanging upside down, yelling he is a light bulb, and sends him home for the rest of the day, with pay, so he can rest, because he has obviously been working to hard.
The guy gets down off the ceiling, thanks the owner and leaves.
The blonde turns around and starts to leave. The owner yells to her, "Hey where the heck do you think you are going?" The blonde replies, "I'm going home. You can't expect me to work in the dark!"
Aug 5, 2017 10:03:24 #
Clever blond.
--Bob
--Bob
Mike Hardisty wrote:
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Aug 5, 2017 10:04:00 #
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Aug 5, 2017 15:48:54 #
I can't get a day off either. Nor can I take off for vacation. But then again, I'm retired or is it retarded?
Aug 6, 2017 06:34:20 #
Aug 6, 2017 07:56:28 #
Mike Hardisty wrote:
One day, a blonde and her male co-worker are sitti... (show quote)
Maybe not so dumb!Aug 6, 2017 09:46:04 #
You can't say she didn't try.
Mike Hardisty wrote:
One day, a blonde and her male co-worker are sitti... (show quote)
Aug 6, 2017 09:51:55 #
samantha90 wrote:
You can't say she didn't try.
Personally, I respect all blonde women!
Aug 6, 2017 13:17:50 #
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DavidPhares wrote:
Personally, I respect all blonde women!
As a matter of fact, I seek them out.
Aug 6, 2017 17:11:58 #
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