My Favorite Lawyer Joke
Jul 30, 2017 15:33:58 #
Not meaning to pile on, but the recent group of jokes prompted me to add this.
A not-too-successful lawyer was sitting alone in his office, dejected and worried about his inability to earn enough from his practice to meet his needs. Suddenly, a cloud of smoke appeared. As the smoke subsided, the devil emerged and addressed the attorney. "Young man, I see that you are at a crisis point in your life, but I can help. I can make you a wealthy man by providing you with a never-ending string of wealthy clients. And all I want in return is your eternal soul, your wife's soul and the the souls of your children.".
Incredulous and stunned, the lawyer take a moment to digest this, then says to the devil, "Let me see if I understand this. You are going to make me rich man for life and in return you are asking for the everlasting souls of me, my wife and my children. O.k What"s the catch?"
A not-too-successful lawyer was sitting alone in his office, dejected and worried about his inability to earn enough from his practice to meet his needs. Suddenly, a cloud of smoke appeared. As the smoke subsided, the devil emerged and addressed the attorney. "Young man, I see that you are at a crisis point in your life, but I can help. I can make you a wealthy man by providing you with a never-ending string of wealthy clients. And all I want in return is your eternal soul, your wife's soul and the the souls of your children.".
Incredulous and stunned, the lawyer take a moment to digest this, then says to the devil, "Let me see if I understand this. You are going to make me rich man for life and in return you are asking for the everlasting souls of me, my wife and my children. O.k What"s the catch?"
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Jul 31, 2017 08:51:43 #
Anthony Jr wrote:
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He get taller---
He get taller---
Jul 31, 2017 09:41:46 #
Anthony Jr wrote:
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He get taller---
He get taller---
GOOD ONE !!
Jul 31, 2017 10:11:03 #
Know why they bury lawyers 12 ft deep instead 6 ft deep?
Because deep down they are pretty good guys.
Because deep down they are pretty good guys.
Jul 31, 2017 14:51:06 #
stepha11
Loc: Trail British Coluimbia
Anthony Jr wrote:
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He get taller---
He get taller---
I do like subtle jokes!
Jul 31, 2017 17:27:47 #
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