My next life
Jul 25, 2017 17:13:13 #
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Jul 25, 2017 17:19:56 #
Jul 25, 2017 18:23:10 #
Tikva
Loc: Waukesha, WI
That doesn't sound all that bad, especially to someone who is nearer the end than the beginning of the current way.
Jul 25, 2017 19:01:39 #
HAHA Love it...TOOOOO funny
OH....
I'm going to steal it....just letting ya know...
OH....
I'm going to steal it....just letting ya know...
Jul 25, 2017 22:00:31 #
Jul 26, 2017 07:11:17 #
Jul 26, 2017 07:42:55 #
RonnieP
Loc: Texas
You need to check out "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" the short story by F. Scott Fitzgerald or see the movie starring Brad Pitt. You just re-capped the plot.
Jul 26, 2017 10:34:30 #
usnpilot wrote:
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks
There were two Star Trek episodes similar to that - without the orgasm.
Jul 26, 2017 13:10:40 #
If you can figure out how to make that happen, please share your knowledge. I think many of us would like to give that a try.
The movie mentioned earlier (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) covered that scenario very well. If you haven't seen, I'd suggest that you would enjoy it.
The movie mentioned earlier (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) covered that scenario very well. If you haven't seen, I'd suggest that you would enjoy it.
Jul 26, 2017 13:48:58 #
Jul 26, 2017 15:06:27 #
Jul 26, 2017 17:10:29 #
Two old buddies are talking and one says,
"I just read this morning that Elks orgasm for 30 minutes." His friend jumps up and says,
"Damn, and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
"I just read this morning that Elks orgasm for 30 minutes." His friend jumps up and says,
"Damn, and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
Jul 26, 2017 17:44:29 #
Jul 26, 2017 21:25:55 #
Jul 27, 2017 01:03:31 #
Such an event would be nice but what happens to you if you die prematurely? Car crash and your decapitated, squashed under a bus, jumped off a cliff;how do you reverse the event? How do you get back up the cliff or healed instantaneously, or reinflated, or your head replaced? What is worse whose vagina do you come out of? lol
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