markngolf wrote:
If you don't think it is funny, please just pass it by.
Thanks,
Mark
I could comment on the others, but since I live in San Francisco, it may not be appropriate or at least polite to do so!
You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $450,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house: Potentially true, but it is cheaper to own than to rent!
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway: Potentially true, but the flight to Germany might be faster!
3. You know how to eat an artichoke: Absolutely, even more you know how to prepare and serve them, especially Artichauts Farcis!
4. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.: Yep, and if it is New York, you ask why you would want to go there, and if it is in fly over country you just say "where?"
5. The four seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud and Drought. Sorry, not true. It's Drought, Fire, Flood, and Earthquake. Then repeat!
Nice one, Mark!
And don't forget the old San Francisco parody of an old English folk song (Boozing, bloody well boozing):
Cruisin' bloody well Cruisin'
Cruisin', Cruisin', just you and I,
Cruisin', Cruisin', Gay, straight, or bi
Some do it openly, some on the sly
But we're always bloody well Cruisin'