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Jun 16, 2017 11:50:28   #
John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN
 
From the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.

http://thebulletin.org/cows-climate-and-canadian-ingenuity10830

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Jun 16, 2017 12:02:10   #
hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts
 
John_F wrote:


Better start eating Tofuburgers!

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Jun 16, 2017 14:18:57   #
Shutterbugsailer Loc: Staten Island NY (AKA Cincinnati by the Sea)
 
John_F wrote:


Udder nonsense

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Jun 16, 2017 15:21:09   #
hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts
 
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
Udder nonsense


Read up on James Lovelock and his Gaia theory. Pretty sure he blamed termites but cows and sheep make a ton of methane. I wonder if bison / american buffalo are roughly equivalent to cows in that regard? I suppose you can blame the folks in India for not eating their fair share of these farting animals!

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Jun 16, 2017 15:29:09   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
John_F wrote:


John puts out enough hot air for a hundred cows!

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Jun 16, 2017 16:19:33   #
green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20
 
ken hubert wrote:
John puts out enough hot air for a hundred cows!
BAZINGA!!!

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Jun 16, 2017 16:48:05   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
green wrote:
BAZINGA!!!


You can follow me around but no matter how much you beg, I'm still NOT interested in you.

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Jun 16, 2017 20:39:17   #
mwalsh Loc: Houston
 
ken hubert wrote:
You can follow me around but no matter how much you beg, I'm still NOT interested in you.


Starting to sound like Cupcakes...





Oooouuuchhh!

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Jun 16, 2017 21:22:07   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
mwalsh wrote:
Starting to sound like Cupcakes...





Oooouuuchhh!


That's YOUR girl, not mine.

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Jun 16, 2017 21:29:55   #
mwalsh Loc: Houston
 
ken hubert wrote:
That's YOUR girl, not mine.


LOL...he is my little bitch, but don't worry,

you too, have been immortalized!

http://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-iba-1&hsimp=yhs-1&hspart=iba&p=my+girl#id=3&vid=4048280f477ae25deb874003ffd5ed0c&action=click

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Jun 17, 2017 01:00:58   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 


Damn! I didn't know I could sing that good!

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Jun 17, 2017 06:48:40   #
stillducky
 
Hey guys. This is serious stuff. Cow farts are not a laughing matter. Once they get out of the cow they are very difficult to catch and collect. A vacuum works best inside of buildings but the currently available portable units worn on the cows backs have proven ineffective. One design would periodically burn off the farts but this would tend to startle the cattle and cause them to use more energy from running terrified through the fields. They were fun to watch at night though.

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Jun 17, 2017 10:21:35   #
MikieLBS Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
Why are you telling the pubs fart jokes Ducky?

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Jun 17, 2017 10:23:59   #
stillducky
 
MikieLBS wrote:
Why are you telling the pubs fart jokes Ducky?


turd entertainment

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Jun 17, 2017 13:54:21   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
stillducky wrote:
turd entertainment


Have to agree, you are the turd!

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