Better start eating Tofuburgers!
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
Udder nonsense
Read up on James Lovelock and his Gaia theory. Pretty sure he blamed termites but cows and sheep make a ton of methane. I wonder if bison / american buffalo are roughly equivalent to cows in that regard? I suppose you can blame the folks in India for not eating their fair share of these farting animals!
John puts out enough hot air for a hundred cows!
You can follow me around but no matter how much you beg, I'm still NOT interested in you.
ken hubert wrote:
You can follow me around but no matter how much you beg, I'm still NOT interested in you.
Starting to sound like Cupcakes...
Oooouuuchhh!
mwalsh wrote:
Starting to sound like Cupcakes...
Oooouuuchhh!
That's YOUR girl, not mine.
Damn! I didn't know I could sing that good!
Hey guys. This is serious stuff. Cow farts are not a laughing matter. Once they get out of the cow they are very difficult to catch and collect. A vacuum works best inside of buildings but the currently available portable units worn on the cows backs have proven ineffective. One design would periodically burn off the farts but this would tend to startle the cattle and cause them to use more energy from running terrified through the fields. They were fun to watch at night though.
Why are you telling the pubs fart jokes Ducky?
stillducky wrote:
turd entertainment
Have to agree, you are the turd!
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