The Interview
Jun 3, 2017 08:15:24 #
machia
Loc: NJ
A news reporter manages to walk up to President Trump and asks ;
" Mr . President , are you a religious man ? "
Trump replies ; " Why yes I am ..."
" Do you read the Bible everyday ?"
Trump replies " Yes I do ..."
" Can you recite a passage from the Bible Mr. President ? "
Trump replies ; " Of course , and one of my favorites is the story about the man and the fish . If you give a man a fish he will be looking for a fish the next day , but if I deport him I don't have to give him anymore fish ."
" Mr . President , are you a religious man ? "
Trump replies ; " Why yes I am ..."
" Do you read the Bible everyday ?"
Trump replies " Yes I do ..."
" Can you recite a passage from the Bible Mr. President ? "
Trump replies ; " Of course , and one of my favorites is the story about the man and the fish . If you give a man a fish he will be looking for a fish the next day , but if I deport him I don't have to give him anymore fish ."
Jun 3, 2017 08:28:26 #
If you're trying to be funny, you missed the mark. Garbage like this belongs in the attic, not in chit-chat.
Jun 3, 2017 08:35:07 #
I like it. Helps you understand why Trump and the Pope didn't hit it off at the start.
(I'm with Trump's version on this one...but maybe a step further: "If you build a wall you don't have to give him any fish and so can protect the environment." )
(I'm with Trump's version on this one...but maybe a step further: "If you build a wall you don't have to give him any fish and so can protect the environment." )
Jun 3, 2017 08:44:57 #
machia
Loc: NJ
jaymatt wrote:
If you're trying to be funny, you missed the mark. Garbage like this belongs in the attic, not in chit-chat.
Garbage ? It actually examines the effects of dependency . And by exploding the welfare state along with open borders and the Sanctuary Cities mentality , it calls into question the right of American self preservation .
Another thing , lighten up . Can't people laugh anymore without worrying about offending someone ? Learn to laugh again , that's good advice , not garbage . Have a nice day .😃
Jun 3, 2017 08:47:56 #
machia wrote:
It actually examines the effects of dependency.
Yes, you can't argue with dependency. I find that I am dependent on food.
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