Jackel Loc: California

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an
apple a day".
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different
colors with little "M"s on them.
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

DavidJon Loc: Ada, Oklahoma

Hilarious! Thanks for posting.

stepha11 Loc: Trail British Coluimbia

Only too true. Not so funny for thousands. (but real funny anyhow) Good argument for single payer

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

1Feathercrest Loc: NEPA

Au Contraire! Good argument for getting the government out of un-constitutional health care. Like nearly all business, health care should be a private enterprise between you and a reputable provider. Nearly everything the government does is extra (non) constitutional.