April 18 . . . Have you filed?
Apr 17, 2017 09:21:23 #
hankm1
Loc: Mount Prospect IL
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
His father realizes his son has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of
the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking and, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting nearby reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the table; gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the room.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and
twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds, the boy squirming from the violent pain, coughs up the last nickel, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before -- it was Fantastic!! Are you a doctor? "
“No," the woman replies, "I'm with the IRS ..."
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
His father realizes his son has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of
the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking and, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting nearby reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it on the table; gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the room.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and
twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds, the boy squirming from the violent pain, coughs up the last nickel, which the woman
deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before -- it was Fantastic!! Are you a doctor? "
“No," the woman replies, "I'm with the IRS ..."
Apr 17, 2017 09:33:31 #
Didn't see that coming. Thanks, for a great laugh.
Apr 17, 2017 09:34:08 #
Historically, a proven technique that has wide application.
Apr 17, 2017 09:43:01 #
Apr 17, 2017 09:46:47 #
boberic wrote:
Didn't see that coming. Thanks, for a great laugh.
The title of the post should have given you a clue.
Apr 18, 2017 06:46:05 #
Apr 18, 2017 10:02:30 #
jaymatt wrote:
Probably a true story. 
Not a chance; she gave the nickel back to the father; if she was with the IRS, she would have kept it and sent the father a bill for the services and a tax form to pay taxes on it too.
Apr 18, 2017 23:50:18 #
ROFLMAO, the reason she gave the Dad the nickle, it happened on the Tax Free Weekend.
Apr 18, 2017 23:56:43 #
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